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December 24 2013

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kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Sir we got the MRI scan report back in… the good news is you don’t have cancer… the bad news is we think you’ve been dead for a few years …

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hotchameowmile:

Merry Christmas!

I’m sorry Kan bb I love you <3

You too eri.

Also: If you learn anything this Gristmas: Baby Dave is Jesus

yaoiandyurilover:

russianmaple:

thebubblineblog:

macaroni-and-cheesus:

NO

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BUT

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SERIOUSLY

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HOW

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ISN’T

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THIS

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CANON

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ARE

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YOU

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FUCKING

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KIDDING

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MEAN

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ITS

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JUST

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OBVIOUS

This.

Fun Fact:
The writers of Adventure Time actually planned on making this cannon but Cartoon Network threatened to pull the show if it was. So instead, they just hit at it strongly.

cartoon network has so many screwed up shows and shit nut they refuse to have one same sex cartoon couple 

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filthy-hippie-vibes:

deliriumbubbles:

aubreyli:

THIS KITTY IS THE CUTEST KITTY OMG, LOOK AT THOSE WHISKERS!

SCREAMS

This is a wizard kitten. I can feel it in my whiskers.

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weiweipon:

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apologies for taking so long, anon ;;;;;;; but here you go! a motivational post of the ah gang, each of them saying something v uv

i hope i didn’t forget anyone ;;

Reblog if you like using tildes~

elbaka:

fallingoffhighplaces:

forgottenfang:

askingthealliedforces:

ember-light:

saglanz:

divinitypony:

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I think you mean seductive sentence makers

Oh yeah~

Fuck yeah~

Hell yeah~

Fuck me~

jalapeño

onhonhon~

purehfied:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

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eventhorizoncosplay:

Happy Holidays Everyone!

cries bc everything in hs i ship as romantic everyone else thinks is platonic and vice versa

i dont know how much money ea or maxis make off of console versions of the sims but i think itd be cool instead of them releasing two separate titles (base game and pets, typically), they could release the base game then have like the expansion packs (obviously not like te full pc equivalent of them) and have them as dlc for the base game for like some amount of money. idk. id pay for that. but like i said i have no idea how much money theyd make off of that.

oh n o i feel the usuk aga i n , , „

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lillakatten:

almost-always-eventually-right:

queenlovett:

jackdawtheripper:

aialrii:

jackdawtheripper:

buggabuhr:

jackdawtheripper:

adifferentkindofgentleman:

This is what I imagine every time I look down the British tag.

as a British person I’m gonna admit I feel this way about American boys

Wait people actually find Americans attractive?

ARE YOU KIDDING SOME OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE AMERICANS

Obviously you have never been to America. Please point out all these attractive boys of which you speak.

TELL US YOUR SECRET BECAUSE I’VE NEVER FOUND ONE. THEY ARE LIKE MAGICAL MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES

America and Britain are these two countries that just go around talking shit, upturning their noses, then secretly writing in their diaries about how hot the other country is when no one is looking, and I love it.

I’m trying to figure out which one of us is Harry and which one is Malfoy.

kurwah:

send me the name of a ship and i can only reply with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)

If you're from my school and you find my Tumblr, just know this.

This is my blog and my own personal feelings. I don’t care if you don’t like me, you don’t like my posts, or even if you believe that I’m a totally different person on Tumblr, you need to keep everything I post on here between us. I come on Tumblr because it’s my only escape from having to deal with all those hypocrites, judgmental people, and even those backstabbing people. But everything that you read, everything that you see on here stays between us and only us.  

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howtofightloneliness:

a-dr0p-of-golden-sun:

RIP Ned Vizzini 

1981-2013 

This makes me really sad.

bigfanbigfan:

anyone who thinks that there isn’t the tiniest fraction of sexual tension between aleks and james is fucking dumb, fIGHT ME ON THIS I WILL SMASH YOU TO THE GROUND

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spaceyacey:

Fuck i’m crying now

So my mother was up to her usual shit; calling me useless and entitled. Saying that I’m no longer allowed in the bathroom with a shower and I need to clean the other one by noon tomorrow morning or else keep in mind it hasn’t worked in 3 years.

I was hiding in my bedroom while my parents argued over who’s fault I was when my sister came in. She walked up to me and opened up her fist revealing a rainbow popsicle ‘best friends’ necklace. She thrust it into my hand and whispered that she wanted me to have it. 

"because it’s a popsicle?" I asked

"no silly because it’s a rainbow. I know- I mean- I thought you’d like it." 

She then winked and told me that I no longer needed to worry about cleaning the bathroom because she had spent the past hour doing it for me. 

This seems so petty and small until you realize that for the past two years my parents have been doing their darnest to get rid of me. My sister will admit that I’ve always been the scapegoat but since I came out it seems their attacks are more pointed. 

My sister is 11. She has grown up in a homophobic home and listened to my parents bitch about “those damn gays” her entire life. A couple months ago I came out to her and told her the reason our parents have been threatening to kick me out or send me away. I explained that sometimes gay girls and gay boys are even beaten up by people, just because of who they love. 

I cannot express how much her support means to me; perhaps I am not the one who’s wrong. If an 11 year old who has been taught nothing but hate, perhaps there is hope for the future. 

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Hello Kitty tights from Tedisu | enter yuffii for a 5% discount 

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Time flies when you’ve found the love of your life.

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